(make sure you read the whole thing. .. LOL)
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
* Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
* Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
* Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
* Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
* Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse
conditioner off hair.
* Shave armpits and legs.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
* Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of shower.
* Dry with towel the size of a small country.
* Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
* Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
* Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom.
* If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo
sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
* Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
* Get in the shower.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
* Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
* Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
* Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
* Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
* Pee.
* Rinse off and get out of shower.
* Partially dry off.
* Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.
* Admire wiener size in mirror again.
* Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
* Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
* Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something SO very wrong with you.
Have a great day! Oh, and....woo woo!!!
" I'm singing in the rain  "
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MEMEME69247
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Mar 30 @ 1:18AM
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You hit the nail on the head my love,,,,yes they leave their clothes where they take them off only so us women could pick them up,,,,and yes they like to show off their manhood,,,,and mine did have something to show off,,,but he would jump up and down, so his big dick would go up and down....  What a laugh we would have.....Good one my love....Kudo to you my woman,,,,you have given me a laugh and a smile for the night...Kisses Sister Woo Woo!!!!
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swyeter
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Mar 30 @ 1:20AM
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Cute Gem but you left part of one step out for the man and that is when he returns to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again and snap her on the ass with the towel.
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HER_NIGHTMARE
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Mar 30 @ 1:28AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo
Hahaha.
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MakeUgetLOUD
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Mar 30 @ 1:28AM
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LMAO  Im not quite like that but I hear you...
How to take a Sexy Shower with me...
*Start by getting the water to nice warm temp
*Kiss your body as I undress you
*Get in the shower
*Invite you in by showing off my wet hard cock
*Get you wet(not water) by playing with your clit
**...you know the rest.
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HollyHummy
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Mar 30 @ 1:44AM
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I'm saving this and sending it to my daughter...she will love it..
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33john
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Mar 30 @ 1:48AM
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That was good,, , I don't do the mirror thing,, no need to,, I don't have a case of Dickie Do's 
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redhotzz
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Mar 30 @ 1:51AM
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 You certainly hit the nail directly on the head....I'm gonna post this up in several places....thanks for it!!!    
*Z* 
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TomJ4458
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Mar 30 @ 2:21AM
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yeah, pretty much a set of parameters to live by. Towel stays in bathroom though when I'm done with it. I'm dry then so what do I need it for?
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NightOfOld
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Mar 30 @ 3:21AM
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That was excellent my dear. Doesn't quite fit me but very good.
kudo to you be cause I can.
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kozmik_wave
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Mar 30 @ 6:14AM
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makes me so glad I've never been married! is THAT what it's like?
I've always shared the shower with my girlfriends...we sure don't save any water!
xoxo
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asexpartnerwanted
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Mar 30 @ 8:25AM
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before i "Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area". I like to put shower on massage setting, then lay on my back and let it massage my dick head til i'm almost ready to cum 
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kris83
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Mar 30 @ 12:49PM
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Gem thats the funnest shit I ever heard but you forgot to add for the guys, Take of your underwear and try to flick it up with your foot and catch it. Also sing weird off key songs in a language that you just made up or maybe thats just me. 
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BigFlirt
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Mar 30 @ 9:05PM
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How about, get naked turn on water to desire temp. Get in, grab lover and molest them. 
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hulkNpooh
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Mar 30 @ 10:44PM
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i agree with BigFlirt....sex in the shower, love it!!!! not in the tub, thats gross.
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