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Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."







Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."







Just a couple of jokes to brighten up ur day!!! Hope it helped!! Mwauhz!!

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NightOfOld

Mar 30 @ 1:00AM  
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Mar 30 @ 1:29AM  
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Mar 30 @ 1:37AM  
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Mar 30 @ 2:36AM  
Looking4ever

Mar 30 @ 2:38AM  
Those were pretty good!
featherone

Mar 30 @ 9:28AM  
thanks i needed the laugh!
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Mar 30 @ 9:29AM  
maggiemae1969

Mar 30 @ 12:13PM  
too cute ..........
hulkNpooh

Mar 30 @ 9:14PM  
to funny!!!!

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