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posted 3/27/2007 9:15:37 PM |
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There was this disfigured man on a street in New York City. All he had left of his body was his head, sitting on a skateboard, trying to collect alms to survive.
Finally, one day, this genie happens to run across him. The genie says, "My God, man! I've been out of my bottle for years but, NEVER have I seen a man in so much need as you. So, I'll come out of retirement and grant you 3 wishes."
The head is thrilled! He puts much thought into his requests. His life had been so hard up until now. But, finally, he was ready. "For my first wish, I want as much money as I can ever possibly spend in my lifetime." he said. And.......POOF! He had a big pile of cash, CDs and bank books in front of him worth millions.
He thought carefully again. "For my second wish, I want to be irresistable to women. Not just ANY women but, Playboy models and such. I've been without sex for many years." And......POOF! A huge limo full of playmates pulls up across the street. And, they're all motioning him over to join them.
All excited, he says, " I know my third wish! I want a strong, rock-hard body with which to pleasure these gals with!" And.......POOF!! There he was! 6' 4" of man with a 10" cock!
The man was so excited that he thanked the genie and ran across the street with his money to meet the women. Unfortunately, he didn't see the UPS truck coming down the street. He was run over and killed instantly!

The moral of the story is, be happy with what you have in life AND...........quit while you're a head!

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Sunshine79

Mar 27 @ 9:17PM  
Quit while your " a head"!!!
NightOfOld

Mar 27 @ 9:31PM  
Ahhh but which head was he ?


Good one guy
casuallylooking

Mar 27 @ 9:32PM  
Ashinatrix

Mar 27 @ 10:12PM  
uh....I'm sorry....I don't get it...like that's a moral story....not a joke....
Ashinatrix

Mar 27 @ 10:14PM  
Oooooooh !!!! Nevermind, nevermind.....I get it...."a head"....like cuz he used to just a head...yeah I get it...HaHa!! goodun'!!
wtxman

Mar 27 @ 10:26PM  
Geez Ash, talk about us guys not reading profiles........... I'm just in one of those moods today,mea culpa
Ashinatrix

Mar 27 @ 11:05PM  
like cuz he used to just a head
Awwww geez!!! "used to be just a head"!!!!!! Damn cabl....that's some strong shit you brought me!!!!
Cple4bigafem

Mar 27 @ 11:31PM  
lmao
joltman20

Mar 28 @ 6:19AM  
bentan

Mar 30 @ 11:55AM  
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