There was this disfigured man on a street in New York City. All he had left of his body was his head, sitting on a skateboard, trying to collect alms to survive.
Finally, one day, this genie happens to run across him. The genie says, "My God, man! I've been out of my bottle for years but, NEVER have I seen a man in so much need as you. So, I'll come out of retirement and grant you 3 wishes."
The head is thrilled! He puts much thought into his requests. His life had been so hard up until now. But, finally, he was ready. "For my first wish, I want as much money as I can ever possibly spend in my lifetime." he said. And.......POOF! He had a big pile of cash, CDs and bank books in front of him worth millions.
He thought carefully again. "For my second wish, I want to be irresistable to women. Not just ANY women but, Playboy models and such. I've been without sex for many years." And......POOF! A huge limo full of playmates pulls up across the street. And, they're all motioning him over to join them.
All excited, he says, " I know my third wish! I want a strong, rock-hard body with which to pleasure these gals with!" And.......POOF!! There he was! 6' 4" of man with a 10" cock!
The man was so excited that he thanked the genie and ran across the street with his money to meet the women. Unfortunately, he didn't see the UPS truck coming down the street. He was run over and killed instantly!
The moral of the story is, be happy with what you have in life AND...........quit while you're a head!
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