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I keep finding these GREAT Jokes!!! lol sorry.. lol "Bacon & Eggs"

posted 3/27/2007 6:47:25 PM |
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Bacon & Eggs

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his
mother asks if he has done his chores."Not yet," said the little boy. His
mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a
week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting
any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says "Are you going
to tell him, or should I ?"

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ynot7769

Mar 27 @ 6:50PM  
an oldie but a goodie
HollyHummy

Mar 27 @ 7:21PM  
Ang925

Mar 27 @ 8:31PM  
lol this was funny.. living in Charleston, Holly and I REALLY understand this.. lol By the way Holly.. I only know one thing to do with an alligator and that's to eat him!!! :) the Charleston Crab House on James Island/Folly Road... has GREAT Gator tail!!!! woo hoo.. :)
loveableone

Mar 27 @ 9:05PM  
Thats cute!! thanks for the laugh!

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I keep finding these GREAT Jokes!!! lol sorry.. lol "Bacon & Eggs"