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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

posted 3/26/2007 7:20:02 PM |
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  Ang925

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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queenforaday22

Mar 26 @ 10:33PM  
Cple4bigafem

Mar 26 @ 11:04PM  
Awwww... Every sentence I read I pictured a lil cute kid doin that stuff and I cracked up..lmao
str8ngr84u2

Mar 26 @ 11:22PM  
scully440

Mar 27 @ 1:05AM  

if you want peace in the world let the children rule
Natgoat

Mar 27 @ 1:43AM  
Never let your little sister keep your Darkest Secret...!!!
Cats are NOT fun in the bathtub..!!
The more you run over a cat, the Flatter it gets...!!!
Frogs do NOT make good Croquet Balls...!!
Using your parents cigarette lighter under their bed always seems to bring Firemen...!!!
When learning to play Golf...the #1 rule is . . You Can't Lose...IF you keep the Score...!!!
MissMisty

Mar 27 @ 1:27PM  
somebody could told me this stuff when I was 5 !

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: