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posted 3/26/2007 2:27:08 PM |
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  ladybootscooter

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.  "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"  Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'"  'Stay back" he yelled to all us kids!"

He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, noshirt!

To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then we all looked on plumb helpless as old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy's crack!  "Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"

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NightOfOld

Mar 26 @ 2:35PM  
str8ngr84u2

Mar 26 @ 2:48PM  
Ashinatrix

Mar 26 @ 8:41PM  
You know......I don't know what it is about you and Blueyesprkln.....ya'll thank it's sooooo funny to be a spreadin' my personal business 'round like I's just a stoopid or somethin'....
ladybootscooter

Mar 27 @ 12:10AM  
Ash, if we're talkin' bout you we're letting someone else rest!!
Lisa46

Mar 27 @ 12:34AM  
This was great!!! thanks!!
Cupidbrowser

Apr 1 @ 6:15PM  
Blueyesprkln

Apr 3 @ 1:53AM  
Awwwww Ash, I'm sorry, didn't mean to spread gossip, but damnit I thought it was all true. You mean to say it ain't? Well girl, tell me again so I can get it right this time.

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