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"Joke" First Time Sex

posted 3/25/2007 6:31:46 PM |
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  Ang925

First time sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers
to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."


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goodman1959

Mar 25 @ 7:20PM  
Havent heard that one before poor bastard
Tnphotog

Mar 25 @ 7:27PM  
Good one....
hotbijenni

Mar 25 @ 7:29PM  
ROFLMAO! That is a hoot!
Ang925

Mar 25 @ 7:36PM  
hehehehehehehehehehehehe one of my favorites..
sexymami420

Mar 25 @ 9:06PM  
Lik69n

Mar 25 @ 10:20PM  
queenforaday22

Mar 25 @ 11:46PM  
CaliburOfSoul

Mar 26 @ 3:47AM  
LOL! I've heard this one before but it is STILL funny!
The things one does for love! LOL!
Still, if the father was going to do anything to the guy... he would have done it the moment he met him!
Ang925

Mar 26 @ 7:14PM  
Nah.. he would make the boy sweat it out.. sadistic bastard!!!

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"Joke" First Time Sex