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Arithmitic Leassons

posted 3/25/2007 12:09:09 PM |
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To my dear wife:





You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a
good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table: "My dear husband: I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while
you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman
and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation .. although with one small difference: 18 goes into
54 more often than 54 into 18 .... And therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow!


Godspeed

Master Gry

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maggiemae1969

Mar 25 @ 12:25PM  
damn ...........
ValentineGirl214

Mar 25 @ 12:30PM  
As my daughter (7 yrs old) says "Girls Rule, Boys Drool!!"
NightOfOld

Mar 25 @ 1:54PM  
casuallylooking

Mar 25 @ 1:56PM  
How considerate of both of them to leave a note. No one is worrying that the other might be injured some where....
HollyHummy

Mar 25 @ 1:59PM  
LOVE IT!!

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