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posted 3/25/2007 10:58:30 AM |
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  GryGoast



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

You're laughing, aren't you?!?!

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

C'mon, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)



Godspeed

Master Gry

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Loveyoulongtime2

Mar 25 @ 11:11AM  
Funniest thing I've read all morning.
zena343

Mar 25 @ 5:33PM  
great one liners!

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