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posted 3/25/2007 9:21:02 AM |
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  Lisa46

Sorry dumb blonde had to do this one!!

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
So then the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here." Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall" Amy explains confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

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sumdaysoon

Mar 25 @ 9:29AM  
she was thinking about how to keep hte poop off his pants.........
goodman1959

Mar 25 @ 9:45AM  
just as funny as the rest keep them coming
tlc0766

Mar 25 @ 10:01AM  
BigFlirt

Mar 25 @ 10:05AM  
zena343

Mar 25 @ 10:14AM  
now thats funny, lol
tetons

Mar 25 @ 11:28AM  
another good one, lisa. you always come thru with the humor in times of need. thanks.
j3411

Mar 25 @ 11:31AM  
hummmm I don't get it? Wasn't he suppose to hang his pants up? That's how we do it in Chicago, hang our pants up that is.
Ashinatrix

Mar 25 @ 12:19PM  
Lisa.....you know how I feel about you talkin' about me!!!!!
NightOfOld

Mar 25 @ 1:40PM  
NightOfOld

Mar 25 @ 3:57PM  

redhotzz

Mar 25 @ 6:16PM  
...I had a feeling.....very cute! we have some funny jokes on here...I wish I was good at remembering them all!
*Z*
cabl_guy

Mar 26 @ 12:59AM  

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