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Random Thoughts & Scattered Ideas IX Part Two

posted 3/25/2007 2:34:13 AM |
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CONTINUED FROM B4 - But it's not like it fucking matters since this part of the goddamned blog iz not going 2 get posted on the main page this time. Why iz that, U ask? Well...becuz I got shit 2 do, motherfucker. What...U think I can just sit around this bitch 4 an hour while AMD gets its shit 2gether? Fuck that shit. I got me some money 2 make, fool!

Becuz I have always considered myself 2 be an equal opportunity pervert, I thought it only fair that we spice it up 4 the ladies a bit as well. That iz why I am also starting a Best Looking Cock contest 2 run simultaneously with the wet T-Shirt contest. 2 enter just send a picture of Ur cock 2 the same address above and it will then be judged by AMD members. Again, please announce Ur entry in the forum thread so I know 2 look 4 it. Pictures must be unaltered and actually be an anatomical part of the member’s body. Any member whose picture has it’s validity questioned by three or more members will be disqualified unless further proof of authenticity iz provided 2 the panel. Again...winner will receive bragging rights and may possibly get 2 have their way with me (I’m telling U fuckers right now...that better be one fantastic looking fucking cock if U are trying 2 get any action on this block, player). All right, fellas...time 2 show Ur dicks or shut the fuck up! And trust me...guys who try 2 cheat by Photoshopping their shit will be clowned incessantly long after they give up and quit coming 2 AMD becuz of it, so be warned.

I will start both contests 2 day and run them 4 one month. During that time the pictures will remain posted and members will be allowed 2 vote on them. Thirty daze from the beginning of the contest it will be closed and the votes will be tallied. I will then post those results in a blog here on AMD. Good luck 2 all and lets have some fun! Plus...if the games do work out and people seem 2 enjoy them, maybe we can do live versions of the same games at the AMD Convention and Mixer.

I am not going 2 fucking lie. This iz all just a cheap theatrical stunt 2 hopefully get Luvrgrl 2 send me a wet T-Shirt picture. I have sworn 2 get a look at that bitch’s bosom if I have 2 drive 2 Hopkins 2 do it, goddamnit! And if I have 2 drive that far anyways, it really wouldn’t be that big of a deal 2 go ahead and keep on going until I get 2 Michigan, would it? That means no one in the Midwest iz safe. Especially U, LadieDarkStarr...

I have decided 2 start a transportation fund 2 help fly Sunshine79 from Florida 2 California 2 help me get N2 the Guinness Book of Sexual World Records 4 being able 2 produce the highest amount of ejaculate (by volume) over a 24 hour period. I chose her becuz I wanted someone who could also ejaculate and would be willing 2 let me fuck them in the ass, without necessarily wanting 2 do the same 2 me in return. Her name just jumped out at me. Don’t fucking ask me why...just go with it, U sick fuckers! At any rate, please send me a message letting me know U want 2 help out and I will let U know where 2 send the funds. Remember, no amount iz 2 small 2 help.

Ok...that’s all 4 this time. I guess I’ll let U all get back 2 Ur masturbation B4 Dora the Explorer iz over with and U have 2 slap it around 2 the soothing sounds of the Lawrence Welk Orchestra. Just so U know...I fucked the map. Until next time, I guess I’ll just keep on

Keeping U posted


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Mar 25 @ 3:05AM  
Stop in Illinois too why don'tcha???

Mar 25 @ 9:47AM  

Thank you!!! for lightening the mood once again!!!!!!!

Mar 25 @ 10:27AM  
You do realize that LadieDarkStarr and I only live about 20 minute apart... right?

Mar 25 @ 1:22PM're in my old neck of the woods, right? Thinkin' I might hafta meet your sick minded self when I visit my Pops next! LMAO

You are, to be honest...the most sick minded, but FUNNY fucker I've ever seen!


Mar 26 @ 10:00AM  
I'll be more than happy to send money so you and sunshine can hookup, but she is not in florida,bro; she is in the Cellar having a good ole time. As for cock shots,only my doctor and GF get to see that, all 3 awesome inches of it. A kudo for you,also.

Mar 26 @ 10:08AM  
Another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley!

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Random Thoughts & Scattered Ideas IX Part Two