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The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea:

posted 3/24/2007 9:53:21 PM |
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#10. Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.

#9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.

#8. A friend asks to see your ring and in a blonde moment you almost do it.

#7. For some reason, combs will seem like threats.

#6. Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.

#5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.

#4. You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.

#3. The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.

#2. Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.

#1. Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people anymore.


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Mar 24 @ 11:27PM  
welcome back....

Mar 25 @ 1:46PM  
your comment about the airplane security brought back a funny memory. I was at a concert, and my nipple rings set off the security beeper that they run up and down your body as you enter... well.... when then guy (he was about 70 years old) asked for an explanation, I lifted up my shirt, and he was so embarassed, that he asked no more questions, and let me right through the gate!

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