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posted 3/23/2007 8:54:34 AM |
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  Lisa46


A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't, He went into town."
"Well, is your mom here?"
"No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"He went with mom and dad."
I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one
The farmer stood there for a few minutes,
shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely.
Or maybe I could take a message for dad."

"Well, I really wanted to talk to your dad.
It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant
The boy considered for a moment.
"You would have to talk to Pa about that
If it helps you any,
I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and
$25 for the hog,
but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard.

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featherone

Mar 23 @ 9:00AM  
that was funny!
tetons

Mar 23 @ 9:11AM  
good one lisa. thanks.
tlc0766

Mar 23 @ 9:16AM  
Cple4bigafem

Mar 23 @ 1:59PM  
shyone_4u699

Mar 23 @ 3:47PM  
Smart KID!! He Tapped Danced right out of that equasion lol
wtxman

Mar 23 @ 4:05PM  
finally one that i have not heard before!
max49

Mar 23 @ 4:24PM  
Be careful with the farm jokes Lisa. I am a farmer. Just kidding. I'm LMAO
Ohioteddybear

Mar 23 @ 5:57PM  
Lol very funny I must admit
Ashinatrix

Mar 23 @ 8:08PM  
Uh.....Lisa....that hits a little too close to home for me....
max49

Mar 23 @ 8:44PM  
LMAO...for me to Ash
WillMac

Mar 23 @ 10:41PM  
Holy shit, that's hilarious!!
thecrow4169

Mar 23 @ 11:01PM  
good post!
cabl_guy

Mar 23 @ 11:34PM  
Good one!

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