A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring
farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't, He went into town."
"Well, is your mom here?"
"No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"He went with mom and dad."
I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one
The farmer stood there for a few minutes,
shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely.
Or maybe I could take a message for dad."
"Well, I really wanted to talk to your dad.
It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant
The boy considered for a moment.
"You would have to talk to Pa about that
If it helps you any,
I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and
$25 for the hog,
but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard.
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