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posted 3/22/2007 2:44:30 AM |
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  mokeyboober

ok well i am in a weird mood and i have these really weird songs in my head so guess who is gonna get the pleasure to maybe learn a new song.... you guys lol

TARZAN & JANE by Toybox

in the land of adventure, lives Tarzan

Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-man
The tree-top swinger from jungle-land
Come, baby come, I will take you for a swing
Let's go honey, I'm tinkeling

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song

Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend
Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

When you touch me, I feel funny
I feel it too when you're touching me
Come to my tree-house, to my party
Yes, I'll go if you carry me

Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise
He's really cute and his hair is nice
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song

Go cheetah, get banana
Hey monkey, get funky

When I am dancing, I feel funky
Why do you keep ignoring me?
Tarzan is here, come kiss me baby
Oochie coochie, kiss me tenderly

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song

And so they got funky, but will Tarzan have Jane?
Stay tuned to find out!

THE SCOTSMAN by Bryan Bowers

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

hope they get stuck in your head like they are in mine

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Argit01

Mar 22 @ 12:38PM  
I think you ought to change the stuff you are drinking or smoking. Damn I think I had better do so too as they are starting to run through my head.
KaliMa

Mar 22 @ 7:31PM  

Hi ho Kafoozalem, the harlot of Jerusalem
Prostitute of ill repute
Daughter of the Baba.

Come listen to my tale of woe
It happened many years ago
When women rarely answered no
Way down in old Jerusalem.

Kafoozalem was a wily witch
A horny whore, a brazen bitch
She caused all the lips to twitch
That liveth in Jerusalem.

here was a prince both lean and tall
Whose manly arts made all to fall
His victims lined the Wailing Wall
That standeth in Jerusalem.


One night returnin' from a spree
His customary leer had he
Looked down the road and chanced to see
That horny wench Kafoozalem.

With artful eye and cunning look
She led him to a shady nook
And to her bounteous bosom took
The pride of all Jerusalem.

But he was too abrupt, alas
And so he made a hasty pass
That knocked Kafoozalem to the grass
That grows in old Jerusalem.

But Kafoozalem was overgassed
She arched her back and loosed a blast
That sent him flying far and fast
Sailin' o'er Jerusalem.

And when the moon is bright and red
A flying form sails overhead
Still raining curses on the bed
Of that brazen bitch Kafoozalem.

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