ok well i am in a weird mood and i have these really weird songs in my head so guess who is gonna get the pleasure to maybe learn a new song.... you guys lol
TARZAN & JANE by Toybox
in the land of adventure, lives Tarzan
Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant
My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-man
The tree-top swinger from jungle-land
Come, baby come, I will take you for a swing
Let's go honey, I'm tinkeling
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song
Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend
Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant
When you touch me, I feel funny
I feel it too when you're touching me
Come to my tree-house, to my party
Yes, I'll go if you carry me
Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise
He's really cute and his hair is nice
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song
Go cheetah, get banana
Hey monkey, get funky
When I am dancing, I feel funky
Why do you keep ignoring me?
Tarzan is here, come kiss me baby
Oochie coochie, kiss me tenderly
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song
And so they got funky, but will Tarzan have Jane?
Stay tuned to find out!
THE SCOTSMAN by Bryan Bowers
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
hope they get stuck in your head like they are in mine  
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