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The Bar Horse

posted 3/21/2007 11:09:54 PM |
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This guy from out of town walks into a bar. In the back corner he sees a horse with a big sign over him. The sing says, "Make this horse laugh and win $100!".
Curious about it, he asked the bartender what the deal was. The bartender says, "It's simple. You bet a buck and, if the horse laughs, you win $100. But, nobody has ever managed to do it."
So, the guy tosses him $1 and heads back to the horse. He leans over and whispers into the horses ear. The horse immediately busts out laughing so hard that he has tears streaming down his face.
The guy finishes his drink, grabs his $100 and heads out of the door.
The following week, the same guy returns. This time the horse has a new sign that says, "Make this horse cry and win $100!" Again, he asks the bartender the deal. "You make him cry and win $100. Pretty much like the last contest. But, you can't touch him or hurt him in any way." he says.
So, the guy asks to take the horse out back for a minute. The bartender agrees. The guy tosses him $1 and goes out back with the horse.
Within minutes, they return and the horse is sobbing uncontrollably. The bartender hands him his $100. As the man heads for the door, the bartender yells, "Wait just one minute! I'm done doing bets with the horse. But, you have GOT to tell me what you did to win both times."
"Simple!", the man says. "Last week, I told him my cock was way bigger than his. This time, I showed it to him and proved it."

And old joke but, still funny.

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Ohioteddybear

Mar 21 @ 11:43PM  
LOL!!! I was the guy in the bar
Ashinatrix

Mar 21 @ 11:46PM  
an old joke huh??? Then arent ya just beatin' a dead horse??!
Yeah....I know....I need some sleep.........
StraddleMyNose

Mar 22 @ 3:48AM  
Now that was funny!
borty293

Mar 22 @ 4:10AM  
ahhhh....sounds like your just horsen around
joltman20

Mar 22 @ 4:23AM  

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