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"joke" Payback is a bitch... :)

posted 3/20/2007 6:31:52 PM |
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  Ang925

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.


Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily and written in large black letters was this sentence . . . . . .


"Get well quick. . . . From the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

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sumdaysoon

Mar 20 @ 6:36PM  
that is what you get
xsports1

Mar 20 @ 7:01PM  
good one.
max49

Mar 20 @ 7:42PM  
redhotzz

Mar 20 @ 8:04PM  
.....been there.....done similar.... ....waited 4 yrs to give back.....he didn't remember me..but I sure remembered HIM! I KNOW it's bad karma, but it sure did feel good!
hotzz
ynot7769

Mar 20 @ 8:23PM  
damn the medical proffession
Ang925

Mar 20 @ 8:25PM  
hehehehehehehe just think what would have happened to him if he had given her a DUI!!!!! hehehehe
Cple4bigafem

Mar 20 @ 10:32PM  


Man I have a cop that lives by my dad who gave me a ticket and believe me I will get him back!! Hmmm..... I wonder how??? ..lol
celicababe

Mar 20 @ 10:37PM  
TOO FUNNY, haha
regularguy354

Mar 20 @ 11:18PM  
Too funny! LOL
cabl_guy

Mar 21 @ 7:39PM  

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"joke" Payback is a bitch... :)