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The prisoner who escaped!!!!

posted 3/19/2007 4:06:30 PM |
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Just a lil humour for today!!

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Mar 19 @ 4:12PM  
thanks for the laugh

Mar 19 @ 4:24PM  

Loved this one!!!!!!

Mar 19 @ 4:36PM  

Mar 19 @ 5:22PM  
Hole lee shit.........

Mar 19 @ 5:58PM  
yep,..thats was a good one

Mar 19 @ 6:19PM  

Mar 19 @ 10:38PM  

Mar 20 @ 1:45AM  
Love it!

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