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Joke - Best in Ireland 2006

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Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the test of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Besttoast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what wasyour toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,sitting in church beside me wife.""Oh, that is very nice indeed,John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the streetcorner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the othernight at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye,he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only beenthere twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the othertime I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.",

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Mar 17 @ 7:36PM  

Good one.

Mar 17 @ 10:26PM  

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