Frank and Joe were sitting a local bar when Frank starts to complain about how much trouble he gets in when he rolls in at 3 AM.
"Well, what do you do when you get home?" asks Joe.
"For starter, I coast into the driveway and park the car. I ease the door shut. I greased the locks to the house so they don't make any noise. I slip my shoes off so I can walk through the house quietly. Then I undress in the bathroom and slip quietly into bed. Every time, without fail, she wakes and starts bitching at me."
Joe says, "Maybe you should try my approach."
"Well, I come screaching into the driveway. I fumble with my keys at the door, and slam it shut when I go in. I stomp through the house singing. I jump into bed with my wife, slap her on the ass and say, 'how about giving me some of that good stuff?' and amazingly, she never stirs or says a word."
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