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posted 3/17/2007 10:41:17 AM |
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  MissMisty



Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the
wife
put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in
thehouse.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

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ynot7769

Mar 17 @ 11:55AM  
now THAT could make a feller piss hiself.....
casuallylooking

Mar 17 @ 12:07PM  
Lik69n

Mar 17 @ 12:41PM  
Good one Misty Thinking from some guys' perspectives, (not mine though) she did get something that she asked for.
BigFlirt

Mar 17 @ 6:52PM  

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