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The Way Men Think

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" theycried. The husband
said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

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ksk72

Mar 16 @ 8:39PM  
That was funny
slitfiller

Mar 16 @ 9:01PM  
Could this be a slip of the tongue?
sumdaysoon

Mar 16 @ 9:04PM  
sumdaysoon

Mar 16 @ 9:05PM  
one thing about it though....(tears streaming down my face)...i could never be accused of THAT......
HollyHummy

Mar 16 @ 9:18PM  
ynot7769

Mar 16 @ 9:20PM  

OMG i'm sure glad i wasn't drinkin nuthin when i read this !!
justalittleicing

Mar 16 @ 9:38PM  
That is exactly how men think (of themselves 1st )


lol
Natasha6972

Mar 16 @ 9:54PM  
omg that was funny
Lisa46

Mar 16 @ 11:39PM  


jsut like a man!!
borty293

Mar 17 @ 12:26AM  
Wow ...you said a mouthful
joltman20

Mar 17 @ 5:50AM  
Rikosound

Mar 17 @ 10:58AM  
Personally, I love giving more than receiving!
roblivesonaboat

Mar 17 @ 10:21PM  
I never saw that ending coming, the way I was figuring it to end was the husband going into the cutained area and then turning back to the nurse and saying, "Should we do this with my wife in here?"

I loved the ending you had, I was blindsided.....Dave
SensualSurfer

Mar 22 @ 12:41AM  
Damn....
openman

Mar 26 @ 10:38PM  
It is not often I utter a verbal chuckle when no one is around. You did it.

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