The Way Men Think
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" theycried. The husband
said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
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ksk72
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Mar 16 @ 8:39PM
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That was funny
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slitfiller
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Mar 16 @ 9:01PM
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Could this be a slip of the tongue? 
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sumdaysoon
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Mar 16 @ 9:04PM
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sumdaysoon
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Mar 16 @ 9:05PM
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one thing about it though....(tears streaming down my face)...i could never be accused of THAT......
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HollyHummy
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Mar 16 @ 9:18PM
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ynot7769
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Mar 16 @ 9:20PM
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OMG i'm sure glad i wasn't drinkin nuthin when i read this !!
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justalittleicing
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Mar 16 @ 9:38PM
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That is exactly how men think (of themselves 1st )
lol
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Natasha6972
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Mar 16 @ 9:54PM
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omg that was funny
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Lisa46
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Mar 16 @ 11:39PM
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 jsut like a man!! 
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borty293
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Mar 17 @ 12:26AM
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Wow ...you said a mouthful 
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joltman20
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Mar 17 @ 5:50AM
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Rikosound
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Mar 17 @ 10:58AM
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Personally, I love giving more than receiving!
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roblivesonaboat
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Mar 17 @ 10:21PM
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I never saw that ending coming, the way I was figuring it to end was the husband going into the cutained area and then turning back to the nurse and saying, "Should we do this with my wife in here?"
I loved the ending you had, I was blindsided.....Dave 
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SensualSurfer
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Mar 22 @ 12:41AM
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Damn.... 
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openman
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Mar 26 @ 10:38PM
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It is not often I utter a verbal chuckle when no one is around. You did it. 
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