I got home yesterday after a 4 day, 2700 mile business trip (now what you have to ask is "How can a Homeless man go on a Business trip") Anyway, after being in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, and Delaware. I was making my way home, got to Columbus where 70 meets 71, well there was this Big back up, seems 70 was closed east and west bound, so there I was sitting on the ramp 71 ramp to Cincinnati when I looked over and a car was under the rear wheels of a simi, that was not so bad, but laying next to the car was a body covered in a white sheet, with the black shoes sticking out from under, so their I sat for 45 mins looking at a wrecked car, and a dead body in black shoes, when all of a sudden I looked down and thought "Damn I'm glad my shoes are brown", so after 2 hours of sitting, and going 10mph, I made my way to Dayton, and got a room at the Holiday Inn, since I'm a Homeless platinum member I got a upgrade, now on other trips, or days that would have been a great thing, but let yourself picture this.........I walk to the room, suit case in tow, laptop over my shoulder, get to the room.....Open the Door, and the first thing I see???????
Nope NOT a DEAD BODY, but a bright red Heart Shaped Hot TUB....WTF....So My bar bill was over 100.00 and I have not been able to sleep........
Just Glad that I was wearing Brown Shoes...... (pic of the tub will soon be here)
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