Let's have some more fun...
Go to Google.com. In the search box,type in "(insert your name) had sex" .
Find the best answer in the results and post it as a comment.
Mine was: "Sher had sex with a guy at a concert and never even knew his name."
How Google found that out is a mystery to me...wish they had told me wish concert they were referring too@ 
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jkiosk
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Mar 16 @ 4:55PM
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"Mark pressing the alarm button while he and Jen had sex, leading to a few of the other staff members running in on them."
Well, my bf's name *is* Mark.....
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swyeter
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Mar 16 @ 5:07PM
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Won't say what some were because they were kind of sick. But for some reason this one made me chuckle.
When she told Jane magazine, the other week, that she and her husband, John, had sex for the first time at Disneyland, she did not mean in the actual park.
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str8ngr84u2
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Mar 16 @ 5:37PM
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Wanda and Ginger jibber jabber after a good workout about sex, politics, and creme-filled happiness!
Most of them were about:
Dr. Sex/Wanda The Sadistic Hypnotist (1967)
Funny thing is, I was born in '67
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WykedMommy165
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Mar 16 @ 5:55PM
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"Trina: I'm bicurious. Sally: Oh, you're a trendwhore. ... I haven't had sex with a girl but I find them attractive so I'm bicurious ..."
Hmmmm.......
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lintroller
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Mar 16 @ 6:07PM
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This probably isn't what you had in mind, but here's what you get when you type "Lintroller had sex" without the quotes.
"I have a dog named Lintroller, and she has the most jiggly ballsack in the world, I swear it."
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veeruinus
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Mar 16 @ 6:35PM
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Now since there was a virus named before me all i get is links related to the virus. 
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33john
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Mar 16 @ 7:28PM
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 Oh God,,, is there anyway to take that out of google ot keep them from using it.. ??????  
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PrincessKissy
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Mar 16 @ 7:41PM
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Crissy once had sex with a tractor, the result was the mechanical bull. 
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Blueyesprkln
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Mar 16 @ 7:42PM
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Mine came up with all my blog/forum posts here.
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jwlsn83
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Mar 16 @ 8:17PM
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James and Ingrid had sex together only twice after he broke. his ankle, and both times occurred the very next morning, on. his birthday. ...
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Cple4bigafem
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Mar 16 @ 8:18PM
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Ya know I couldnt decide between.. 
Jessica had sex, did drugs, drank, and was everything you never wanted to be.
Or..
Of course Jessica had sex before marriage.
Hell I have had sex, done drugs and drank.. and Yeah I didnt wait till marraige..hell I'm not even married now and I fuck like crazy..lmao 
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firechild61
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Mar 16 @ 9:54PM
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Catherine: I had sex with him for about a year and a half. I liked having sex with him. He wasn't afraid of experimenting. I like men like that. Men who give me pleasure. He gave me a lot of pleasure.
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FLAManUNeed
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Mar 16 @ 10:19PM
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John has sex for first time in seven years
‘It was like a fuc*king torpedo out my knob,’ he crows
by Kieren McCarthy
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Natasha6972
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Mar 16 @ 10:25PM
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Natasha also organises social gatherings, known as "munches", for like-minded individuals. She has even posted lewd photos of herself in suspenders and lingerie.
In her free time, the quiet volunteer posts smutty emails on adult websites and chats explicitly about hard-core sex
I don't think it sounds anything like me...  .......
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PrincessKissy
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Mar 16 @ 10:38PM
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OMG Natasha, that is HYSTERICAL!!!
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openmindedguy71
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Mar 16 @ 11:14PM
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O.k., no fun here.
New jersey senate approves barring sex offenders fro using internet.
this was followed by various threads about Sarah Silverman having sex with God
And then Paris Hilton and Tom Sizemore followed by Tom Cruise and Katy.
Am I the only Tom not getting any? 
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X_JERRBEAR_X
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Mar 16 @ 11:57PM
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[B]A drunken Irishman who is more interested in knowing if Jerry had sex with the girl than helping to find her, the priest tells him he is condemned to hell ...
Got alotta links about Seinfeld,LOL!!
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jezzarae
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Mar 17 @ 12:00AM
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The women speculate as to whether or not they had sex. ... He admits that he and Kimberley had a great time and made out, which should be no big deal. ...
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belle1010
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Mar 17 @ 12:23AM
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Christy was obviously promiscuous and had had sex with many, many partners. ...
if only!
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ponme
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Mar 17 @ 8:33AM
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During this novel, Dark Sam also had sex with Fitz, even though Blonde Sam had shown no interest in him. Dark Sam also flirted and kissed the Doctor, ...
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rndyrss
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Oct 8 @ 5:55AM
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RANDY'S 3 GIRLS THAT NIGHT Sunday Mirror
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Looking4ever
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Oct 8 @ 7:51AM
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Fun one to revived!... 
"L4E had sex with a few men, but mostly she just strung them along until she tired of them without ever giving them the pleasure of getting in her pants."
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South_Of_Main
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Oct 8 @ 9:04AM
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OMG.. mine came up with a newpaper story .. "Report: Shelter Worker Had Sex With Dog"
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 8 @ 10:06AM
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Dayna had mentioned maybe coming over, but we’d hung out together the last ..... late and we’d never had sex yet on his kitchen table and can we get going? ... The kitchen table.........hmmmmm now when.............OMG i remember now............
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LonelyHeart18
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Dec 17 @ 2:41AM
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OMG THIS IS SOOO ME TOO! umm..ok almost...the only thing off is the age! this is great!
Until her junior year, Tabitha had been a God-fearing, churchgoing girl, ... and never again to have sex without protection. And just in case, she had asked ...
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