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posted 3/15/2007 6:46:11 PM |
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The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies. zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.

The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

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Mar 15 @ 9:43PM  

Damn I'm proud to be a Redneck!

Mar 16 @ 1:25AM  
That was great!

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