CONTINUED FROM B4 (that means U read part one unless U are a fucking COCK SMOKER! Are U a COCK SMOKER? ARE U?)
And now, there wuz a fucking cop behind me! He pulled behind me back there on Eastern and he’s been fucking riding my ass ever since. It’s a good goddamned thing this izn’t that fucking paranoia weed cuz this bastard iz probably going 2 pull me over. Oh Christ! He’s gonna pull me over and take me 2 jail 4 being fucking stoned and HE’S GONNA IMPOUND MOM’S FUCKING CAR! Oh shit! She’s gonna fucking kill me! When the bitch gets a head of steam up she’s like Jackie Chan on Meth or some fucking thing. She’s outta fucking control. Wait a minute…iz that a blinker? YES! Looks like the Kid iz gonna skate again! Lady Justice can’t touch this! I watch as he turns the corner…and, it’s a red Karman Ghia. Fucking wow…can U believe that shit? I am so fucking loaded. And…I wuz lost again.
This soon became a pattern, which then continued 2 repeat itself. U see why I try not 2 drive stoned? It’s just a bad goddamn idea. No fucking good can come of it, I tell U! But she needed a ride from work, and I can’t just fucking leave her there, can I? No…I can’t…it’s in the vows. I checked. Besides…guys that take off and leave their bitches behind are all just a bunch of fucking pussies. Good time charleys, the whole lot of them. Fuck them in their asses. Not exactly what we are talking about, but fuck them anyway! Especially the ones that get stranded in the fucking snow. Yeah…U got her N2 this, U fucking mook! Now go wander off in2 the fucking wilderness 2 look 4 help while the Mrs. sits here and starves 2 death. That’s if she duzn’t freeze 2 death first. Ever hear of the fucking Donner Party there, Magellan? I hope U get eaten by a motherfucking mountain lion. Or wake up a fucking grizzly bear or fall N2 a goddamned pit of rattlesnakes or some fucking thing. That would be good. It would be a fucking public service. Yeah…I guess its safe 2 say if U wanna piss me the fuck off, just leave a bitch behind, why don’t U?
Long story short (I say that as if it were still possible at this point), we made it back home without further incident. So…we’re home, my cat iz still fucking gone and I still have no internet. Not much else 2 do beyond
Keeping U posted,
DS 
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