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ERECTIVISM... A philosophy.

posted 3/13/2007 12:34:54 PM |
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  Pudge2you

I subscribe to ERECTIVISM.

A philosphy{2} developed by Pudge2you.

After much breast thumping, knuckle dragging, self-important, Alpha-whatever, unsolicited advice giving "Personna" blogs, I have decided to lead you all a little further down the rabbit hole here.

Erectivism is the one true way to manage daily life, it goes beyond mere Philosphy to encompass truth on a scale normally reserved for Einstein, Hawking, The Pope and Oral Roberts.

There are fundamental tennants which must be strictly adhered to if you are to be the beneficiary of all the jealousy that comes from those who are not you. And after all isn't that what spouting philosophy is all about!

Our position on metaphysics is missonary, as in, if I think about it hard enough I can get you into bed, on your back, without you knowing how or why you got there. Mind control if you will... I know I will...

On epistemology... I not only believe I can get you into bed I know it. Do to an Erectivists' overpowering sense of self, your compliance is virtually garunteed, again without you knowing how or why you got there. Reality control if you will... again i know I will...

On ethics... I will do whatever it takes to get you into bed. And as an extension on this primary tennant, "Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess."

On pharmacology... The drugs are for me. I do not need to use substances to entice you. My overwhelming personna will suffice.

On politics... I will have a PAC convince or bribe you to sleep with me. Also it is imperative to Vote Whig, Bitch.

On Aesthetics ... I would prefer to get into bed with females who I deem have the physical attributes necessary to heighten my pleasure. Cheif among these are a pulse and two legs. (Paul McCartney was no Erectivist!)


These are but a few of the fundamentals. If you would like to find out more about how to adopt the "Personna of the Year" Please buy my video and guidebook, there's even an Erectivist coloring book for the kids. Also attend one of my lucrative er.... informative lecture series coming to a Holiday Inn near you, right after the starving artists sale.

Remember "Erectivism, Be the best you I can make!"

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NightOfOld

Mar 13 @ 12:42PM  

I'll take the coloring book, I can't read.
jezzarae

Mar 13 @ 12:43PM  
Video huh? what sort of warranty and money back guarantee does it come with?
Glad to see you are branching out since the demise of the cellar..... Hugs.
Pudge2you

Mar 13 @ 12:48PM  
All videos are 100% money back assured to provide all the information necessary to insure income for me.
PrincessKissy

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Mar 13 @ 1:23PM  
I musta left my brain in bed this morning, cuz I am wayyyyyyy confused from reading that!
openmindedguy71

Mar 13 @ 1:25PM  
Pudge I will have to interview you for the Dr. Tom show... Looks like you will have many followers.

Ps I was thinking to myself just recently that since DS has thrown his whig into the ring for the presidency why not find somone to run against him here on AMD. We can call it the erectivism party. Our slogan "it aint dick if its not erect" what do you think?

We can use erectivism as the center of the party platform...
evening_storm

Mar 13 @ 1:29PM  
Ahhhh...the rabbit hole...your an interesting fellow P2Y

Rain
Pudge2you

Mar 13 @ 1:30PM  
Well Dr. Tom like any good philosophy, we can't just go round changing political views willy nilly... I think a straw poll is in order here... Anyone else think Erectivism should change it's political stance and throw it's formidable support behind an alternate alternative candidate?

And I would be happy to do an interview for your intelligent and thoughtful program.
openmindedguy71

Mar 13 @ 2:07PM  
PK your witnessing the birth of a new America... check out my new blog it will explain much..

byt the way choose pudge and ride the erection to greater America.

remember it aint dick if it aint erect

who needs dick 2008
wtxman

Mar 13 @ 2:49PM  
PK you really need to stop chatting untill the wee hours of the morning,so that you can actually grasp these basic issues that are being enspoused. Read my comment to OMGs' blog for further clarification.

Pudge my friend, excellent job stepping up to the plate; you hit a grand slam home run, a kudo to you.
borty293

Mar 13 @ 4:58PM  
Hey ...I wanna find out more about this...Oral Roberts .guy ...just for spiritual purposes of coarse
Ashinatrix

Mar 13 @ 6:26PM  
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