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posted 3/10/2007 9:47:46 AM |
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  Lisa46

What gets longer when pulled?

Fits between your boobs?


Inserts neatly in a hole?



And works best when jerked???


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tlc0766

Mar 10 @ 9:58AM  
thanks for the laugh Lisa!!!
Looking4ever

Mar 10 @ 10:31AM  
They've never fit between my boobs. They slide over to my armpit and ride across my neck!
openmindedguy71

Mar 10 @ 11:52AM  
Hey Looking, we could get you a booster seat so it fits between your boobs.

Only thing wrong with seatbelts is you can't give your man a blow job while he is driving...

oh well......

At least it is good enough for a semi precious, hand rolled, dipped in honey, one hell of a blunt, Kudo....
NightOfOld

Mar 10 @ 12:00PM  
ynot7769

Mar 10 @ 1:56PM  
good one
CrazyCraveman

Mar 10 @ 2:34PM  
So ummmmmmmm, what if ya ain't got boobs?
Argit01

Mar 10 @ 3:38PM  
I once gave directions to a woman whose breasts were so big the seatbelt disappeared in her cleavage. I didn't know the way to where she wanted to go and asked one of the guys I was working with if they could help. They took a long while to tell her and we all had a good look too.
grndprx01

Mar 10 @ 5:50PM  
that's what you think...
StraddleMyNose

Mar 10 @ 7:55PM  
Good joke!
TxDream

Mar 10 @ 9:53PM  
nice one but I was thinking differently

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