What gets longer when pulled?
Fits between your boobs?
Inserts neatly in a hole?
And works best when jerked???
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWER.
A SEATBELT YOU PERVERT,
NOW BUCKLE UP
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tlc0766
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Mar 10 @ 9:58AM
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 thanks for the laugh Lisa!!!
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Looking4ever
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Mar 10 @ 10:31AM
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They've never fit between my boobs.  They slide over to my armpit and ride across my neck!
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openmindedguy71
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Mar 10 @ 11:52AM
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Hey Looking, we could get you a booster seat so it fits between your boobs.
Only thing wrong with seatbelts is you can't give your man a blow job while he is driving...
oh well......
At least it is good enough for a semi precious, hand rolled, dipped in honey, one hell of a blunt, Kudo....
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NightOfOld
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Mar 10 @ 12:00PM
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ynot7769
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Mar 10 @ 1:56PM
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 good one
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CrazyCraveman
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Mar 10 @ 2:34PM
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So ummmmmmmm, what if ya ain't got boobs?
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Argit01
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Mar 10 @ 3:38PM
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I once gave directions to a woman whose breasts were so big the seatbelt disappeared in her cleavage. I didn't know the way to where she wanted to go and asked one of the guys I was working with if they could help. They took a long while to tell her and we all had a good look too.
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grndprx01
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Mar 10 @ 5:50PM
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that's what you think...
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StraddleMyNose
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Mar 10 @ 7:55PM
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Good joke!
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TxDream
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Mar 10 @ 9:53PM
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nice one but I was thinking differently 
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