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posted 3/9/2007 6:36:42 PM |
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  vampiressgypsy

So, this man and woman were laying in bed one night, just having finished making wonderful, passionate love. They were laying there basking in the afterglow when the woman heard a car door slam.

She jumps out of bed, runs to the window, and turns to the man panic stricken. She tells him "Uh-oh it's my husband." So, of course, the man jumps up, throws on his pants and shoes, jumps out the window and takes off running. Over the bushes, through the fence, down the street he goes. He starts going slower and slower. Eventually he stops. Back up the street, through the fence, over the bushes he walks back to the house.

Goes back through the window and looks at the woman. He says,"Hey, I'M your husband!" She tells him, "I know. So who's husband are you running from?"

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NightOfOld

Mar 9 @ 6:38PM  
ynot7769

Mar 9 @ 7:15PM  
wow....a joke i've NOT heard before....amazing!!
TxDream

Mar 9 @ 8:15PM  
ohboy135

May 20 @ 2:14PM  
She tells him "Uh-oh it's my husband.

tell who ? whome is talking to ?

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