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YOU DONT KNOW "JACK SCHITT"

posted 3/8/2007 11:50:50 PM |
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Well, who is "Jack Schitt"?
For some time many of us wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack Schitt!"Well thanks to my geneaolgy efforts , you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertillizer magnate, married O. Schitt, he is the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had only one son named Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. This deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fullia Schitt, Bull Schitt, and their Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt got divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She is now known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, They produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of their other six children, Fulia Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The newspaper announcement for the nuptials, read that Schitt-Happens Cerimony was going to be on Sunday.

Their prodigal son, Bull Schitt, left home to tour the world. He recently returned home from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says ," YOU DONT KNOW JACK SCHITT" you can now correct them. Because now you do know good old Jack Schitt.

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SexPet

Mar 9 @ 8:37AM  
You're shittin' me, right?
CrazyCraveman

Mar 9 @ 1:48PM  
Not true...that whole famn damily lives right down the street from me...

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