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posted 3/8/2007 8:50:30 PM |
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  jrjones1970

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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Roxanna

Mar 8 @ 8:57PM  
Thanks for the laugh!
wtxman

Mar 8 @ 8:59PM  
Geezus christ,so thats where all those tickets came from you MF. and a kudo for you.
JJN4Fun

Mar 8 @ 9:18PM  
You're NAUGHTY! ROFL!
JDude7

Mar 8 @ 10:04PM  
You're so bad!
33john

Mar 8 @ 11:22PM  
crack my ass up,, but I've heard one already..........

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