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posted 3/6/2007 9:01:22 AM |
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Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in
his hands."Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a Genie," Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?" Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out
pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of
your master.
Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," says the Genie So Sven asks the Genie for a
million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
sitting there,
waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is
filled with the
sound of a million ducks flying overhead. Over the roar of the
million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.
"Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of
hearing.Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

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Mar 6 @ 9:05AM  

Mar 6 @ 9:16AM  
thats a good one

Mar 6 @ 9:21AM  
Vry nice dear ... LMFAO kudo dear


Master Gry

Mar 6 @ 10:24AM  

Mar 6 @ 10:44AM  
oh lisa, that was so good.

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