Dildos, Legumes and NASCAR posted 3/3/2007 2:34:25 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

DickSlippery

I just recently discovered that I’m a fucking hack. Well, not really, but I have a long way 2 go B4 I can consider myself as having a great body of work 2 draw from. What happened wuz I got turned on 2 Joe Rogan. If U don’t know who he iz he’s the guy who used 2 host Fear Factor. Well, as it turns out he iz also a comedian and he has a myspace page where he has been blogging 4 TWO FUCKING YEARS! I couldn’t fucking believe that shit when I looked at it. And I thought I wuz doing something here. Fuck me in the ass.

But U have 2 start somewhere, and here iz as good a place as anywhere else, I suppose. I don’t think I would be nearly as happy without an audience of fucking deviants 2 read my narcolyphic ramblings. As fucked up as I am, I can always look out there at all of U and think, ‘FUCK! At least I’m not that fucking guy!’ and I just don’t think I am going 2 find that on myspace. Besides, I’ll bet U that per capita, I get way more titty pics in my email than that fuck duz.

What sent me looking N2 Joe Rogan (Who rocks, BTW) in the first place wuz running across this video of him clowning Carlos Mencia on stage a couple weeks ago 4 stealing other people’s material. Apparently, this iz something Carlos Mencia iz known 4 in comedy circles, but until now no one has said anything about it. Me personally, I never really liked the guy. I never could figure out what it wuz about him I didn’t like, cuz he wuz funny, but I never really liked the guy. Maybe that explains it, I don’t know. I think that stealing another guy’s joke iz one of the lowest forms of plagiarism there iz.

Sometimes a joke iz so fucking obvious that everyone wuz going 2 get there anyway. I think that that may be the case here. The joke in question wuz also told by several other comedians besides Carlos Mencia. I don’t know. It’s not my job 2 convince U fucking people of anything. If U are interested go 2 joerogan.net and read it 4 Urself. I found it 2 be interesting, anyway. U can also go 2 youtube and see some other videos that are related 2 the whole controversy, if U are so inclined.

I know that there iz really no point in going any further without mentioning PrincessKissy. 4 all I know that crazy bitch has my home address. She could be sitting outside with a laptop and a pair of binoculars. While I am at it I may as well do a shout out 2 the rest of those slippery bitches, Luvrgrl, Sunshine79, belle1010, tlc0766, looking4now, dumblonde, MEMEME69247, Jezzarae, maggiemae1969 and LadieDarkStarr. ponme izn’t a slippery bitch…but she could be if she wanted 2 be. And, of course, I would be out of my fucking mind if I didn’t give a shout out 2 that slipperiest bitch of them all, dixxxbitch. I don’t know what I would do without U babe, but It’s a safe bet that I’d jack off a lot more, and that just can’t be good 4 anybody. Thanks 2 all U guys. I really mean that.



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