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posted 3/2/2007 12:55:58 PM |
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  Lisa46

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date. Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?'' And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.'' Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.'' Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!'' Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

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ynot7769

Mar 2 @ 1:05PM  
fuck me running an paint me pink!!! a joke I DIDN'T hear before!!!
veeruinus

Mar 2 @ 1:06PM  
Lisa46

Mar 2 @ 1:07PM  
well I'm amazed!! you would look sexy in pink (underwear that is)
ksk72

Mar 2 @ 1:18PM  
Monsterman8718

Mar 2 @ 1:57PM  
Joe sounds like my kinda dude. Let's get him drunk and throw him to the strippers with a hundred dollar bill glued to his fly!
NightOfOld

Mar 2 @ 2:32PM  

It could have been worse,..3 days ago and I'd be dead.
cabl_guy

Mar 3 @ 7:21PM  
Pretty funny! Hadn't heard that one.
welshinlincs

Mar 4 @ 5:15AM  
Little Johny goes to his father and says 'Daddy, what's the difference between theoretical and realistic?'. His father tells Johnny to go and ask his mother if she would screw the milkman for £1,000,000. Confused, Johnny goes to his mother and says 'mummy, would you screw the milkman for a million pounds?'... without hesitation his mother looks at him and says 'of course!!'. Johnny goes to his father and says 'Mummy said she'd screw the milkman for a million..'. His father says 'now go and ask your sister if she'd screw the cable guy for £2,000,000', so off Johnny goes and asks his sister 'Jenny, would you screw the cable guy for 2 million pounds?'. 'Of course I would' she replies. Johnny goes back to his father and says 'Mummy would screw the milkman for a million and Jenny would screw the cable guy for 2 million, what's that got to do with theoretical and realistic?.. His father replies (get ready to groan!)..'well son, theoretically we're sitting on 3 million pounds, realistically we live with a couple of sluts!'

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