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Joke - Redneck Love Poetry

posted 2/28/2007 12:51:25 AM |
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LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

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cabl_guy

Feb 28 @ 1:14AM  
Hilarious!
Looking4ever

Feb 28 @ 1:51AM  
Ouch!
2passionate4u767

Feb 28 @ 2:50AM  
I love this... sent it to a friend who went to Arkansas to attend a family member's wedding.
jezzarae

Feb 28 @ 3:18AM  
Gotta love redneck humor.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 28 @ 4:26AM  
That's a good one!
tlc0766

Feb 28 @ 8:18AM  
This was a family from North Carolina right????
Giggl_Sprite

Feb 28 @ 12:25PM  
That was good!
jezzarae

Feb 28 @ 6:49PM  
Great joke thanks......
ponme

Feb 28 @ 7:08PM  
that's almost not funny cuz I actually dated a half brother once.. unknowing.

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Joke - Redneck Love Poetry