I'm sitting here reading blogs and forum posts, eating my Caeser side salad from Wendy's. You know, the kind that comes in the little black plastic tray? I pick up the tray, totally engrossed in the blog I'm reading, not paying attention, and stab my spork down into a piece of lettuce. The pressure of the spork on the lettuce pushes the center of the plastic tray down. "Ping" goes the tray. When I release the tray by moving the spork to pick up the piece of lettuce, it springs forth with a power the likes of which I have never seen before. The shower of bacon bits, shredded cheese, and dressing moves in slow motion- I see it coming toward me, but I am powerless to stop it. The bacon bits land in my hair, the cheese in my eye, and the dressing hits my glasses and nose. Such a pretty sight! 
Not sure which is worse- the danger of being too engrossed in blogs or the spring-action of the black plastic tray! 
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read more blogs!
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Blueyesprkln
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Feb 27 @ 5:54PM
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Sounds like you're having a day and a half. lol Hope it gets better for you.
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jezzarae
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Feb 27 @ 5:57PM
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Oh that is so funny...... I am sorry about your salad though. Hope it as almost done when you tossed it.
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Looking4ever
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Feb 27 @ 5:57PM
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Sorry. Probably not nice to laugh at a woman in her misery but the picture you paint is really too good...
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skinonskin
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Feb 27 @ 6:05PM
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See what happens when people start including food into their sexual bag of tricks?? 
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ImBatman283
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Feb 27 @ 6:49PM
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sporks should be clasified as a wepon of mass distruction
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ValentineGirl214
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Feb 27 @ 6:53PM
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OMG!!! That kinda shit happens to me all the damn time!!!
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bandengor
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Feb 27 @ 6:59PM
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Been there, done that. I liked the Southwestern Chicken Caesar they did a couple years back. 
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gamesman
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Feb 27 @ 7:36PM
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Let that be a lesson to you; Life is too short to waste on rabbit food
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mark069
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Feb 27 @ 8:09PM
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I am getting an interesting visual in my mind regarding the ranch dressing all over your glasses and nose....
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Monsterman8718
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Feb 28 @ 12:02AM
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See, this is why I live on beer, chips and salsa. Low risk. Plus it leaves a hand free....get it? *L* 
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Lynwho
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Feb 28 @ 8:43AM
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L.M.A.O...........
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