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posted 2/27/2007 5:49:04 PM |
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I'm sitting here reading blogs and forum posts, eating my Caeser side salad from Wendy's. You know, the kind that comes in the little black plastic tray? I pick up the tray, totally engrossed in the blog I'm reading, not paying attention, and stab my spork down into a piece of lettuce. The pressure of the spork on the lettuce pushes the center of the plastic tray down. "Ping" goes the tray. When I release the tray by moving the spork to pick up the piece of lettuce, it springs forth with a power the likes of which I have never seen before. The shower of bacon bits, shredded cheese, and dressing moves in slow motion- I see it coming toward me, but I am powerless to stop it. The bacon bits land in my hair, the cheese in my eye, and the dressing hits my glasses and nose. Such a pretty sight!
Not sure which is worse- the danger of being too engrossed in blogs or the spring-action of the black plastic tray!

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Feb 27 @ 5:54PM  
Sounds like you're having a day and a half. lol Hope it gets better for you.

Feb 27 @ 5:57PM  
Oh that is so funny...... I am sorry about your salad though. Hope it as almost done when you tossed it.

Feb 27 @ 5:57PM  
Sorry. Probably not nice to laugh at a woman in her misery but the picture you paint is really too good...

Feb 27 @ 6:05PM  
See what happens when people start including food into their sexual bag of tricks??

Feb 27 @ 6:49PM  
sporks should be clasified as a wepon of mass distruction

Feb 27 @ 6:53PM  
OMG!!! That kinda shit happens to me all the damn time!!!

Feb 27 @ 6:59PM  
Been there, done that. I liked the Southwestern Chicken Caesar they did a couple years back.

Feb 27 @ 7:36PM  
Let that be a lesson to you; Life is too short to waste on rabbit food

Feb 27 @ 8:09PM  
I am getting an interesting visual in my mind regarding the ranch dressing all over your glasses and nose....

Feb 28 @ 12:02AM  
See, this is why I live on beer, chips and salsa. Low risk. Plus it leaves a hand free....get it? *L*

Feb 28 @ 8:43AM  

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