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Ok I haven't posted in a while...Monday Morning Joke time...

posted 2/26/2007 11:38:09 AM |
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  lucian777

This was too funny not to post so I posted it in both MD and AMD, enjoy....


Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!!!!!

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str8ngr84u2

Feb 26 @ 11:44AM  
My sentiments exactly!! hahaha
MEMEME69247

Feb 26 @ 11:44AM  
Good one
FalconMan1

Feb 26 @ 11:56AM  
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Feb 26 @ 3:10PM  

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