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So, Tell me about HELL?

posted 2/25/2007 9:46:23 PM |
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  PrincessKissy

Having been on the internet for approximately 10 years now, I have seen many of the same emails over and over. I never fail to get a giggle out of this one though, and am sorry if it is a repeat for anyone out there.

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more th an one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

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loveableone

Feb 25 @ 9:50PM  
Yes, i have received this one a few times, get a kick out of it EVERY TIME!! Thanks for sharing!!
NightOfOld

Feb 25 @ 9:58PM  
Never seen that one. Thanks for sharing it sweety. kudo for you.
Natasha6972

Feb 25 @ 10:02PM  
OMG PK that is hilarious
cutecarrie6969

Feb 25 @ 10:02PM  
Daized688

Feb 25 @ 10:06PM  


LOVE IT!
gamesman

Feb 25 @ 10:27PM  
very funny Just a couple of devils for you
lonlyknight

Feb 25 @ 10:41PM  
damn and i had my place reservered there i cant get out of this cold shit lol....... great joke kudo for you
ksk72

Feb 25 @ 10:43PM  
That was good
MEMEME69247

Feb 25 @ 10:54PM  
Thanks for the laugh,,,,, Kudo goes out to you C
JIMSINISTER

Feb 25 @ 11:01PM  
its crazy that people beleave any of that crap thats why im anti religious,thank you for sharing this vary funny story it also sheds some light on why the world is sooo messed up
Lisa46

Feb 25 @ 11:11PM  
I loved it kissy!!!
HollyHummy

Feb 26 @ 12:36AM  
to funny...
zena343

Feb 26 @ 3:08AM  
Greaat PK!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 26 @ 3:31AM  
Oh yeah, I have gotten that same email forward twice over 6 years. Still a good one though!
longdong958

Feb 26 @ 6:41AM  
bahahahahbahahaha
Argit01

Feb 26 @ 2:28PM  
I bet I can make you scream "fucking hell" and then "oh god" after
mr_smedheader

Feb 26 @ 3:42PM  
OMG...That is so funny...someone who has been on the internet almost as long as me ;)

And Yes, I saw this one so long ago that I had forgotten about it, so probably pre-90's.
cabl_guy

Feb 28 @ 3:07AM  
That was good!

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So, Tell me about HELL?