Being in Cleveland Since May of 06 from a wonderful place I resided for over 30 years, Santa Cruz, CA! Clevelanders Love their "Browns" Football team but as many know, They haven't done well for quite some time now! Anyway.......................
1. George dubbya Bush and (The antichrist) Cheney are hashing over what the next step will be. His military advisors show up and are curious........ (GWB) Well we decided what were gonna do about the Middle East! We're gonna kill 150,000 muslims and one gorgeous woman with big tits! The advisor looks puzzled and says Uh, Why in the world would you want to kill a gorgeous woman with big tits? GWB say's....SEe! Nobody cares about the 150,000 Muslims!
2. This guy comes to the sports bar in Cleveland with his Dachshund in a Browns outfit. The bartender tells the guy, You can't bring a dog in here! The Browns Dude says, I promise you he will be no trouble whatsoever! The bartender say's, He better not be because if he is your outta here! Everyone is watching the game........ The Browns score a field goal! The dog get's up on his hind feet and starts High Fiveing everyone sitting at the bar! The bartender says, Hey! that's pretty cool man! What does he do when the Browns score a touchdown? The Browns Dude say's, I don't know, I have only had him for three years!
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