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Tis the End Times and the Stupid Roam the Earth

posted 2/25/2007 12:06:18 PM |
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  Monsterman8718

Sit down chilluns, Unka Monster got a rant to deliver. I got my axe and a stone to grind it on so I'm ready *squares shoulders, cracks knuckles, adjusts my nads*
When o' when are we going to making being an idiot a capital offense? I deal with the flesh and blood stupid on a daily basis as I work my piss-ant ten hour a week part time job, dealing with the Midnighters as I call them, those that have more black than sense. Trust me, there's a LOT of that in Georgia. Folks of all hues, skin color and heritage is not an excuse for acting like a brain damaged Great Dane after a head swap operation with an autistic chimp. We white people are just as bad, if you don't believe me hit the mall, take a cooler and a lawn chair, watch the parking lot and the food court for ten minutes and you tell me if you're okay with some of these walking wastes of space breeding. And then at the end of the day, after wading through this morass of complete morons, I get to come home, park my hairy ass in front of the magic web box, and when I log in it's just as likely that I'll walk right into some blog or chat monkey that A. Has issues with spelling and grammer and B. Is using this as a platform to yank up a soapbox and spew oral diarrhea as it is likely that there's a box of Krispy Kremes at your local blue clad bacon cop shop. It's mind numbing. It's like someone cuts open your head and shits on your brain. To top off, if by chance I'm not ready to have that vein in my head explode and ruin my shirt, all it takes is ten seconds logging into MSN or Yahoo News and I'm gagging on my own bile. Tell me one thing, if you live in Boston and you're reading this can you honestly say that your local government makes you proud? Cause if you are I'm sending you a Lite Brite in the mail since I know those just terrify y'all. OooooOOOoooOOOOoooooooo *shakes hands* SCARY LIGHTS IN THE SHAPE OF CARTOON CHARACTERS OOOOOoooooo!
It's even affecting my pseudo sex life now. I was chatting in a Whorebucks the other day with this lovely green haired punk rock girl, you guys would all gleefully murder your own mothers with a spork just to sniff her panties to illustrate how goddesslike this dame was. She on first glance and inspection comes across as this very articulate, intelligent and of course, FRAGGIN' HOT. I could have sworn that my face went even paler from the sudden change in blow flow to my elvis pelvis. THEN she shows me her swastika tattoo and begins to expound in all seriousness about the upcoming race war with the "niggers, chinks, kikes and those traitors to the white race that help them". The look on my face was like a computer when you do something you shouldn't. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL? You have never seen a man finish a hot venti' so fast in your life, I think my sphincter has coffee burns I chugged that fucker so quick. See, stupid can wear a pleasing face when it chooses. *sighs* We need to tag this morons like animals in the wild and control their breeding. C'mon, get behind me on this people, we need the stem cells *chuckles* Anyhoo, that's enough catharsis for me, I think I'm done on this. As always all comments are posted.

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ValentineGirl214

Feb 25 @ 12:16PM  
THEN she shows me her swastika tattoo and begins to expound in all seriousness about the upcoming race war with the "niggers, chinks, kikes and those traitors to the white race that help them". The look on my face was like a computer when you do something you shouldn't. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL? You have never seen a man finish a hot venti' so fast in your life, I think my sphincter has coffee burns I chugged that fucker so quick.

That would have been me! Although I would have probably spit the damn coffee across the room in SHOCK! I know I spit my Soda on my screen as I read your blog! What in the Hell is wrong with people??? Why all the HATE? Why Spread Your Hatred? If you don't like someone, stay the hell away from them. No where does it say you have to get along or like every single person on this earth!

But you see I'm stupid enough, I would have asked her who in the hell did she think she was? Then would have got my ass kicked!
Lisa46

Feb 25 @ 12:30PM  
and I thought I met stupid people!!! YOU WIN
tlc0766

Feb 25 @ 12:55PM  
I don't care what canu says this is why I like WV better than Atlanta any damn day!!!!! you don't see crap like that around here. Hell you don't even see rebel flags anymore.
decrepitlust

Feb 25 @ 1:47PM  
Reality sometimes has a way of hitting a person right between the eyes. Stupidity and bullshit is rampant in this country. As far as I can tell that is the price you pay to live in this consumer culture of ours. If people out there actually knew a thing or two about leadership and being able to sort through information to develop ideas to make correct decisions, this economy would collapse. Case in point, info-mercials. If the majority of Americans could resist being seduced by bullshit information, Ronco would be out of business. Its the same way with these asshole neo-nazis. They prey on the young and weak in our vast consumer culture.
In my opinion we are making it easier for them. Without leadership skills being taught at a young age, how can a person become a self sufficiant member of society able to process information and weed out the bullshit? We teach our children to work as teams these days with no focus in individuality anymore. That little girl represents an extreme juxtaposition in our culture. Imagine a punk rocker screaming for their individuality to be recognised, and then as soon as her mouth opens, you know she is just one of many brainwashed sheep.
Its going to get worse before it gets better. I still have hope though.
Looking4ever

Feb 25 @ 1:51PM  
Here, maybe this will make you feel a little better. Someone asked me to send it your way...
belle1010

Feb 25 @ 1:52PM  
Hmmmm i see you got my message, thanks L4N!
cutecarrie6969

Feb 25 @ 2:31PM  
Trust me, there's a LOT of that in Georgia.

True dat. Mix the stereotypical, ass backwards unintelligence of the deep south with the ignorant, misguided non-education of inner cities and what do you get......metro-Atlanta!!!! If you think everyday dumb fucks you meet on the street are dumb, try a high school in this area. My little brother was telling me the other day of these two idiots arguing the merits of apartide and why it is a good thing. ......
maliciousdestruction

Feb 25 @ 3:42PM  
Ill back ya up on this one, the sad part is this sickness(hate, idiocy) has infected the whole world. But you get a Kudo for speakin it up. most people have just become numb to the hate and violence around them
Monsterman8718

Feb 25 @ 5:38PM  
Luv y'all, you are the guys I want to hole up in a mall with when the zombies come.
decrepitlust

Feb 25 @ 10:12PM  
Well, the zombies are obviously already here. Thankfully I'm an independent thinking gun toting moderate. Sure, I may flip-flop politically, but at least it shows that the ol' gray matter is working.
ponme

Feb 26 @ 8:25AM  
To quote Ron White, "you can't fix stupid".

Last I saw there were two races, the rat race and the human race.

Unfortunately far too many are so busy tryin to outrun the rats to remember to be human.
Pudge2you

Feb 26 @ 9:17AM  
Dude!..... you are becomming classic here a worthless green squared-circle smily thingy for ya! Fuck e-mail... just keep bloggin'

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