Man this shit is addictive, slowly but surely I start to realize what I've been hearing for the past few years. It's like sex, chocolate or weed, but less fattening and without the pesky morning coyote ugly morning after. And by coyote ugly I mean HER chewing off HER arm...
It's been BEYOND a weird day, I've run the roller coaster up down in between and inside out but I gotta say, the main thing is that A. I still didn't get laid but B. THAT'S OKAY...cause I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me *L* Let's just say I came within a cunthair of starting the first Office Depot race war in history, found a line in on a new job at my favorite bar and drank/ate for the majority of the night on an eight dollar budget all in a single move all in one. Like the profile states in the words of Super Troopers...I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!
I even got a tittie face sandwich from a strange lesbian without provocation. I swear ta God, Satan, Shiva and that fat dude with the happy look on his mug, I'm like the lesbian equivalent of catnip. Lesbian nip. Damn, come to think of it I should get a biochemist in on this, there's a market just waiting to be tapped. I'd make a mint AND be known as the guinea pig of history in one fell stroke. Make me your 28 Days Later rage monkey. I'm fit I'm toned and I'm ready for experimentation. Metrosexuals be damned I'm the man of the new century *L* All hail the Monster, bow down youse fraggers! Okay, I'm done being proud of myself, ballz in yer court now ya sleazy teasies, make Daddy proud, snoogans.
Remember, learn to adapt or else you wind up in the padded party room wearing the coat that buttons up the back, writing letters home in crayola.
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