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posted 2/23/2007 2:00:59 PM |
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Ok I will get things started off since no one else will. Here is a funny sex story for you all.

After about a month of chatting and exchanging pics I want to do him bad and he feels the same. Due to his work getting around to it has been almost impossible. Paramedic by day and firefighter/emt at night with two kids keeps him busy so it’s understandable. So one night he is chatting and tells me he is now working at the station right down the road from me. I tell him lets at least meet I will stop by and say hi. Well damn good thing he drives a van is all I have to say. Right there in front of the station in his van while he was on duty. Damn that was hot. So glad a call didn't come in.

So couple nights later I have over my regular fuck buddy. He had been sick for a couple weeks and I hadn’t seen him in awhile. Well having not been together for sometime it was straight for the bed and right down to business. Something about this guy makes me wet just thinking about him. He is such a great fuck with just the right amount of aggression. So after a couple orgasms from both of us. This guy has a 60 sec recovery time its great. I decide its time to get on top and have my way with him. After a few min he asks me to stop, I see the pale look on his face and get off him. Well in the midst of an asthma attack I try to ask him if he has his meds with him. Course not that would have made the night to easy for me.

I make some tea. Message him hoping the entire time I don’t have to call 911. I know all men claim that’s how they want to go but I don’t want to be the one to cause it. All I can think is please don’t make me have to call…for reason why read first paragraph. Thankfully it didn’t happen.

But hey now I have the story that makes everyone laugh at girl’s night out.

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Feb 23 @ 2:55PM  
Wow hun thats crazy!! Damn fucked ur last nut up didnt it?!?! Well I hope nex time he'll think to bring his meds, so he can take em ad u can hop back on!! Bet he felt bad!! lol
Well better luck next time! Have fun !!

Feb 23 @ 3:47PM  

Feb 23 @ 5:58PM  
i though i had bad luck!!!!!!!

Feb 23 @ 8:44PM  
Well in the midst of an asthma attack I try to ask him if he has his meds with him. Course not that would have made the night to easy for me.

Okay, I think it's good when I can get him sputtering incoherently, but I have never rendered a man unable to breathe...damn girl, you're good!

Feb 25 @ 12:58AM  
mmmm Making that call could possibly make for a very interesting 3-Way....
Though it's good you helped him get through with it without having to make the call.

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