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posted 2/23/2007 1:09:44 PM |
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  Lisa46


A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around !"

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veeruinus

Feb 23 @ 1:15PM  
ponme

Feb 23 @ 1:36PM  
hehehehehehe.. hmmmmm..
ynot7769

Feb 23 @ 1:40PM  


a NEW joke for me...wow.....
NightOfOld

Feb 23 @ 1:48PM  
Cple4bigafem

Feb 23 @ 2:46PM  
Thats a good one but I have heard it b4!!!
tetons

Feb 23 @ 5:01PM  
lisa, that was great.
TxDream

Feb 23 @ 9:10PM  


thats a good one
CrazyCraveman

Feb 23 @ 11:09PM  
This joke is just as funny as it was when I heard it over 20 years ago!

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