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Children say the most wonderful things

posted 2/23/2007 8:39:38 AM |
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A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom, "you know what?" says the 6-year old; "I think it's about time we started cussing,"

The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year old continues, "When we go down stairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with "hell" and you say something with "ass". The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be cheerios."

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ponme

Feb 23 @ 11:48AM  
Heh.. cute.

Reminds me of when my girls were little.. my aunt is very southern belle and would say things like do not discuss your bodily functions at the table.

My middle girl.. then about four admonished my 3 year old.. Gracie.. don't do bodly fucktions at the table! I never saw aunt pat turn that color before but it was soooo worth it!!

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