 I'm a little curious to know what the weirdest thing anyone has sent through the mail. As for me, I would say two things come to mind. The first one this woman named Tammy wanted me to send her an elephant with my cum all over it, so, I did that....along with that item I sent her 5 pics of my cock of me, with one of the pics with me cumming in it, but that was two years ago. I can't believe I did that, and have never done that before....well, until recently. Two nights ago I sent a cock shot of me to Kim through the mail, and she ended up getting that today. She's very happy with it.  Has anyone else sent anything weird through the mail before? 
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ksk72
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Feb 23 @ 1:34AM
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OMG!!!! Yes I love your gorgeous cock and I cant wait to suck you dry I am not sure where to start on the what I have sent in the mail.
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evening_storm
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Feb 23 @ 1:45AM
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Cell phone...to a man that gave me the phone for the soul purpose of reaching me for........well.....nevermind.....he got his phone back...to bad....it had tetris on it.
Rain
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NightOfOld
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Feb 23 @ 2:14AM
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Yes; My filthy disgusting poems. 
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bnjamn
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Feb 23 @ 2:22AM
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Another wonderful topic, nothing weird here but the elephant has got my mind going... keep um cumming mynose. America is better than Babalon.
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borty293
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Feb 23 @ 2:25AM
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Yes ...my income tax form
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belle1010
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Feb 23 @ 2:41AM
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Nothing through the postal service, but i did send this one guy a few pictures of my feet by email 
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Looking4ever
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Feb 23 @ 3:23AM
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Oh, yeah...there was this freak that kept hounding me for pictures of my feet playing with a little massage ball I play with...sent that via email though. I guess the strangest thing I can think of sending was a 2 liter soda bottle filled with Easter grass and some goodies to a friend of mine. Mailman thought it was strange when I received one of those.
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StraddleMyNose
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Feb 23 @ 3:28AM
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OMG! Who's the freak? 
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Looking4ever
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Feb 23 @ 3:33AM
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I have NO IDEA!  Besides, I would never share secrets like that...
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ksk72
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Feb 23 @ 3:35AM
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I know I know
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Cple4bigafem
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Feb 23 @ 2:35PM
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You know I have not gotten anything through the mail wierd but I have a wierd embarrassing and totally funny story!! One time at band camp..lmao j/k
Ok Ok.. Once in high school I had this bf and he lived not too far frommy house... so me and my friend went there to "hang out" and when we got there stated watchin a movie... my friend had fell asleep and me and my bf started to fool around..now let me say I was on my period and had a tampoon in... okay so we fooled around and got sooo into the moment.... then I totally forgot about my tampoon and let him stick his cock in my pussy ... well thinkin my friend was asleep I just went along with it... She wakes up and screams omg please tell me u have a towl under u or did u not take out the tampoon.....lmao
I was soo embarassed!! He didnt care though he was like am I hurting u and I said no so he kept on as she watched! She was like well damn I know ur deep...lmao
Okay I just wanted to share..lmao 
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MEMEME69247
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Feb 23 @ 3:49PM
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The weirdest thing I have delivered is A Coconut from Hawaii with a Hawaii Scene painted on it.....Just with a Label........Baby Shower Invitations in see through baby bottles,,,with a Scroll as the invitation and little baby rattles,,,plastic safety pins,,,,and baby booties,,,,really cute and expensive if you ask me....
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HollyHummy
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Feb 23 @ 4:17PM
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Spiderman halloween custom for my 4 year old grandson...He loved it!
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tlc0766
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Feb 23 @ 5:20PM
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Well when my ex was in the gulf, I made him a chocolate boob! yes found a great funnel that was curvy and used white chocolate and food dye to make the nipple. Sent that chocolate boobie all the way to Saudi Arabia.
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DoIDetectAHIntOfTuna
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Feb 25 @ 7:32PM
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For christmas (I think x-mas '05), I sent my girlfriend in Canada a box of gifts containing ben wah balls and an inflatable black dildo.
Unfortunately, the new dildos have a strange white powder on them, so of couse it was opened by customs. Then everything was put back in in a quick manner and everything was wrapped with that yellow "Inspected by" tape. She got it about a week after Christmas, but her parents were still there and saw her open it . She got teased about it for weeks afterwards.
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 27 @ 6:05AM
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When I was in the military decades ago, I wrote a long hand written letter to my mom. The stamp had no adhesive on it and none was available. So I got creative and made due with a natural resource to afix it, snot!
Does that count?
BTW, the letter was delivered.
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