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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both
loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go
fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to
his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river,
and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down ?"

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt & pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat!

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened,
but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They continued fishing for a while and drifted on down the river,
when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

As before, he asked the lady, "Up or down?"

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him a second time!

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat
when they came upon the fork in
the river, and the elderly gentleman once more asked, "Up or down?"

After looking around, the woman replied, "Down."

A little puzzled and very disappointed, the gentleman guided the
boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and
he asked the lady, "Up or down ?"

She replied, "Up."

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal ?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down
you made mad passionate love to me. Now, today, nothing ! "

Smiling, she replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing
aid and I thought my choices were 'fuck or drown'."

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Feb 21 @ 10:57PM  
That was hilarious!

Feb 21 @ 10:58PM  

Feb 21 @ 11:07PM  

Feb 21 @ 11:40PM  
Very Funny

Feb 22 @ 12:07AM  

Feb 22 @ 12:55AM  

Feb 22 @ 12:59AM  
Wow, I've got to be in a real ass mood right now if I notice the problems with a joke's logic...

If she was concerned about her choices of fuck or drown, why would she agree to put herself in that situation again unless she liked the option she choose... thus, if she did... why doesn't she just go crazy on him again the next day?

Feb 22 @ 1:12AM  
Now that was funny. Sort of reminds me of the Jay Hickman "Boat Ride" joke from a few years ago..

Feb 22 @ 3:34AM  
that really was funny............

Feb 22 @ 4:14AM  
*Smacks forehead*

Speaking of fishing...whataya say you and I go...

Fishing in the Dark Lisa?

Feb 22 @ 5:28AM  
*Shakes head*

Feb 22 @ 6:40AM  
very good, lisa. very good.

Feb 22 @ 8:35AM  
ahhh an oldie but a goodie....

and THIS.....
Now that was funny. Sort of reminds me of the Jay Hickman "Boat Ride" joke from a few years ago..

JR ....i never knew ANYONE as of yet outside the carolinas ever even heard of Jay Hickman...i got copies of some of his stuff back in 90 n 91 when i was in greensboro .........still got em' i think but the ''mooo boat mooo boat ride ...wit .me....pleeasseeee.'' just fuckin kills me STILL TODAY

Feb 22 @ 9:08AM  
Hey crazy I'm ready to go fishin anytime You wanna go up or down???

Mar 13 @ 10:27PM  
So funny!

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