At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both
loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go
fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to
his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river,
and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down ?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt & pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened,
but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They continued fishing for a while and drifted on down the river,
when soon they came upon another fork in the river.
As before, he asked the lady, "Up or down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him a second time!
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing again the next day.
She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat
when they came upon the fork in
the river, and the elderly gentleman once more asked, "Up or down?"
After looking around, the woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and very disappointed, the gentleman guided the
boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and
he asked the lady, "Up or down ?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal ?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down
you made mad passionate love to me. Now, today, nothing ! "
Smiling, she replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing
aid and I thought my choices were 'fuck or drown'."
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