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THE ULTIMATE KINK TEST!

posted 2/21/2007 7:44:26 AM |
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  CrazyCraveman

Add up your points as you go along, and at the bottom of the test will be the result as to how kinky you really are...

1. Have you had sex .................................. 5 points

2. Oral sex................................................. 5 points
b. To orgasm...............................................5 points

3. Swallowed cum ..................................... 5 points

4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior..................................................... 5 points

5. Had anal sex .......................................... 5 points
b.To orgasm?............................................. 5 points

6. Had sex with someone of the same gender.................10 points

7. Had sex with more than one person at a time..................10 points

8. Had sex with more than one person in a week..................7 points

9. Used sex toys..........................................7 points

10. Bought a dirty magazine.........................3 points

11. Watched porno..................................... 3 points

12. Been in a 69..........................................3 points

13. Had phone sex.......................................5 points

14. Masturbated..........................................5 points
b. In a public place.......................................5 points

15. Had sex in a public place........................5 points
Park...........................................................1 point
Subway......................................................3 points
Alley way....................................................2 points
Train, bus or police station...........................3 points
Public bathroom..........................................3 points

16. Gotten carpet burn.................................3 points

17. Participated in an orgy..........................10 points

18. Watched someone having sex................7 points

19. Had sex with others watching you...........7 points

20. Sucked or licked or had sucked your own:
a. Female-breasts or pussy........................12 points
b. Male dick...............................................12 points

21. Paid for sex..........................................8 points

22. Been paid for sex..................................8 points

23. Had a one night stand...........................8 points

24. Pass out during sex..............................5 points

25. Had a STD (sexually transmitted
disease)...................................................8 points

26. Had sex without contraceptives..............6 points

27. Had sex in any other place than the bedroom........3 points for each place
(max. 7 places)

28. Ever given or received a "facial" cum in the face............15 points

29. Have you ever sat on a mans face/ or had a woman to sit on your face to be eaten out?.........................................................10 points
b. To orgasm..............................................5 points

30. Have you had/given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transferred to another's mouth)....................7 points

31. Ever been video taped...........................8 points

32. Have you ever been in different positions......(max 8 positions)......2 points per positions

33. Had sex for more than 4 hours without stopping...............................4 points

34. Have you done the tossed salad? (Also known as ass licking and rimming).........5 points

35. Have you ever had sex with a relative and didn't know it at the time? ..........5 points

36. Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend with sex......................5 points

37. Are you horny now....................................3 points

38. Have you let a boyfriend/girlfriend shit on you.....................................25 points

39. Have you given or received a golden shower................................25 points

40. Have you eaten out or been eaten out during a period...........................25 points

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Scoring:

1-25: How does it look up there angels?

26-55: Okay, you know the bare minimum. Join a sex-ed class!

56-85: Okay, you one on the outskirts of being kinky.

86-125: Welcome to the land of kinky sex! Here is your certificate that shows you have completed the kink correspondence course.

126-170: You are a BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach a kink class.

171+ : You are the Dean of Kink College. You are not only a client, you DA KINK PRESIDENT!!

Possible score: 383 Post your score in the reply........


My score is...313

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Comments:

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PrincessKissy

Feb 21 @ 7:50AM  
124... Do I need a refresher course?
BelAir789

Feb 21 @ 7:58AM  
313?? You must have tried everything twice!

I got 167.
Looking4ever

Feb 21 @ 8:03AM  
I'm not even posting my score....I guess I could be the Dean but your score blows mine out of the water, Cravey.
Natasha6972

Feb 21 @ 8:29AM  
237 and that's without the 3 points if your horney
Sunshine79

Feb 21 @ 8:36AM  
I lost count at 330.......
DickSlippery

Feb 21 @ 8:40AM  
Uhoh...two hundred and fucking thirty nine!!!

239!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit! I may not be the fucking Dean, but I'll bet I get a dorm named after me or something. Slippery Hall has a nice ring 2 it, don't it?




DS
Looking4ever

Feb 21 @ 8:48AM  
If he gets a dorm named after him, I want at least a lecture hal or something named after me!
ponme

Feb 21 @ 9:01AM  
What if you can answer yes to both sides of a question? do you get double points then?
loveableone

Feb 21 @ 9:07AM  
136 - wow i didnt realize lol
jay0176

Feb 21 @ 9:15AM  
181....... not too bad if i say so....
jay0176

Feb 21 @ 9:24AM  
oh wait i missed 2 of them should be 193..
bvatl

Feb 21 @ 9:27AM  
308.....how'd that happen.....lol
CrazyCraveman

Feb 21 @ 9:34AM  
Damn, I'm on a site with a bunch of perverted sick fuckers...


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alybai42

Feb 21 @ 9:38AM  
87. Low one..I am boring.
str8ngr84u2

Feb 21 @ 10:20AM  
Holy crap!!! 286
cabl_guy

Feb 21 @ 10:38AM  
224.........and don't care to try to improve it
JJN4Fun

Feb 21 @ 10:53AM  
176. Wanna know my answers?
MEMEME69247

Feb 21 @ 11:33AM  
261----Do I need to say more.....Told you practice makes perfect,,,,,
zena343

Feb 21 @ 11:35AM  
Damn I'm with Aly at 84 I am one boring broad, Lol, Lookout Loveyou, you may want to try someone else . GEESH!!
MEMEME69247

Feb 21 @ 11:36AM  
Sorry babe forgot your useless Kudo...you sure woke me up.....what were you thinking
ponme

Feb 21 @ 12:17PM  
ok you asked for it.. what should i wear when you come to kidnap me?

317 was the final score.. only because I could only think of 6 other rooms.. dang it.. Uh.. mine's highest so far.. do I get a prize?
ponme

Feb 21 @ 12:19PM  
oh lied.. sunshine79 has me beat.. i don't even wanna know what she did to get there either..
JDude7

Feb 21 @ 12:42PM  
312...
DickSlippery

Feb 21 @ 12:59PM  
Sunshine79's got the HIGH SCORE???


That's fucking funny shit. I shoulda known...

DS
belle1010

Feb 21 @ 1:23PM  
154 Dayum, well i'm not the lowest, and i'm not the highest, i'd hate for there not to be room for improvement
teddy19640

Feb 21 @ 1:43PM  
Hmm...I got 218. I would have thought I would have had a higher number...Guess I need to practice some kink...anyone wanna help????
StraddleMyNose

Feb 21 @ 2:47PM  
Just like Natasha6972 on here, I left off the 3 points for being horny because as it being early in the day I'm not horny yet.


My score is 74! I still think I'm kinky though...
ksk72

Feb 21 @ 3:15PM  
I hate when I have to add all this stuff up it takes to long. Shawn I love you but I still think I might hurt ya my score was 281 and I am not horny right now
Blueyesprkln

Feb 21 @ 3:33PM  
225 and i don't trust my own math. lol
NightOfOld

Feb 21 @ 3:39PM  

Guess I'm not dead yet. 198 for me so far.
belle1010

Feb 21 @ 3:42PM  
Straddle only scored a 74??? WTF is up with that?
NightOfOld

Feb 21 @ 3:53PM  
Straddle forgot to put the 5 in front 0of the 74
jezzarae

Feb 21 @ 5:10PM  
I scored a 179. I am quite happy with that.

Poor straddle didnt stand a chance on this quiz though. There were no stuffed animal questions or dirty underwear......
MrED57

Feb 21 @ 5:25PM  
I scored 213 guess I still have a ways to go huh?
jrjones1970

Feb 21 @ 5:27PM  
Well I guess I can put my score of 206 on here. Although it seems like it should be a tad bit higher... I hope I did the math right..
wtxman

Feb 21 @ 8:04PM  
This fucking test is rigged you motherfucker; how in the hell did i get a negative number on this.
ValentineGirl214

Feb 21 @ 8:27PM  
You are the Dean of Kink College. You are not only a client, you DA KINK PRESIDENT!!

193 - and here I never considered myself kinky, just normal!!
asexpartnerwanted

Feb 21 @ 9:06PM  
Dayum!!!!!

270
ShadowsAngel

Feb 21 @ 9:50PM  
I respectfully decline to post my score but it's higher than Ponme's...

JJN4Fun

Feb 21 @ 11:51PM  
Y'all are a bunch of kinky freaks!




No wonder I feel at home here :)
DrgnsFyre

Feb 22 @ 1:54AM  
194 but I plead the fifth on what all I have experienced.....unless asked nicely. and let me just say... DAMN! I would love to know just what you have done to get such a high score! lol you have a good evening and keep up the awesome blogs!

Livvy
Ampezee904

Feb 22 @ 2:32AM  
179. I didnt know i was this kinky.
Raven_Silverfire

Feb 23 @ 7:52AM  
253, surprising huh?
sexxyfroggy

Jun 9 @ 3:36PM  
My Score is 294.
shyblue003

Jun 14 @ 8:02PM  
thats it i am going to confession my score was .......321...... WTF........how did that happen..it must be my age
wyldsidewoman

Jul 27 @ 12:05AM  
I just came across this while browsing through your blogs...

I got a 176, but what's with the 'President' ranking being less than half of the potential score??? Seems like the scale is a bit off-kilter!

shellsmack

Jul 27 @ 12:36AM  
259

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