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posted 2/19/2007 6:03:39 PM |
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  oohwa

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following this simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you
feel might be in need of inner peace.

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sundance64

Feb 19 @ 6:06PM  
LOL...I posted this about a month ago, when there was a bunch of drama going on here...hope it has the same effect now as it did then!
Thanks!
zena343

Feb 19 @ 6:11PM  
Now if I only had those around the house here, I would be one happy mother!! LOL. Haven't seen you in the blogs for awhile, nice to see ya back

Zena
FFMatt

Feb 19 @ 6:13PM  
I always thought you needed to meditate to find inner peace... I think I might sometimes confuse meditate with procrastinate...
bnjamn

Feb 19 @ 6:15PM  
Thats a good one, thanks for the laugh. If I finished off all the thingslike that around my house I would not make it out the door, the word passed out comes to mind.
ynot7769

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Feb 19 @ 6:31PM  
hell it was working good for me till i finished the open bottle of xanax
BigFlirt

Feb 19 @ 6:39PM  
Well thanks fer the idear darlin, i thank i go home and finish off that keg of beer...Wahooooooooo.....
ksk72

Feb 19 @ 7:53PM  
Nothing like a few mind altering substances to help anyone find a little inner peace
ponme

Feb 19 @ 8:19PM  
No no no .. FFMatt don't procrastinate or meditate.. medicate!
regularguy354

Feb 20 @ 12:02AM  
I can only imagine how good you felt today, but how bad you're going to feel tomorrow. That is unless you still have some more "unfinished business" around the house. LOL
IdahoHolly

Feb 20 @ 12:37AM  
sounds like a good night to me

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