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posted 2/19/2007 1:57:42 PM |
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Well hell....everybody else puts up Joke blogs, and I'm bored as hell, so I guess I will too...I remembered this old one maybe but perhaps new to some......It's not my usual thoughtful, insightful, deep, or totaly ridiculus submission....but I found it here you go....

This guy wakes up one morning and goes to take his habitual morning piss....pulling his penis out, he notices that it's turned completely orange....he wonders how long it's been this way.....Freaking out, he rushes to the doctor's office ......The doctor runs numerous tests, consults other physicians, calls in different experts.....Finaly he just doesn't know what to do .......Sitting down with the man he tells him...."I just can't figure out what's wrong....There's no medical reason your penis should be orange....Maybe if we examine your lifestyle there will be a clue.....What do you eat? What do you for exercise? What are your hobbies?"

Scratching his chin the man looks at the doctor...." tell you the truth Doc....And I should be honest right?....Mostly I spend my time watching porn and eating Cheetos" .....

(lame drumroll)..."brrump chhhhhh"

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DC The Rain King

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Feb 19 @ 2:07PM  
an oldie but a goodie.........

Feb 19 @ 2:23PM  
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Likewise

Feb 19 @ 3:56PM  

Feb 19 @ 7:10PM  

Feb 19 @ 9:51PM  
dont care a thing about reading the joke but DAMN YOUR PRETTY .....

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