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posted 2/18/2007 7:09:56 PM |
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Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke

Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!

Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible! Black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Feb 18 @ 7:16PM  
.....good ones.

Feb 18 @ 7:22PM  
That was absolutely fantastic

Feb 18 @ 8:59PM  
hahaha...yeah, those are great...
the the one that I heard that I like is "only
in america does the word scholarship mean a reward
you get for being a good athlete."
Thanks for the post... :)

Feb 18 @ 9:07PM  
very good, thanks!

Feb 18 @ 9:21PM got that right! So true!

Feb 18 @ 9:43PM  
Excellent stuff Sunshine,a kudo for you.

Feb 18 @ 10:03PM  
That was very thought provoking. I liked the one about

"Psychic wins lottery"!!

Feb 18 @ 11:02PM  
very funny... I hate that hot dog thing drives me nuts

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