JDude7
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Feb 18 @ 4:02PM
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I know better then to fart... There's be teeth in that there mouth! 
How about the guys that have been farted on whilst tasting 'honey'?
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MrED57
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Feb 18 @ 4:08PM
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Yep, been there, done that, not on purpose, but sometimes, they just come out of nowhere. It was with one of my ex's and she understood, but on the other hand , i have been on the other side of it too. women also sometimes can let loose when you are going down on them.... and her's was a very bad one, we both just laughed about it, and said what a mood killer it was .....lol....
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HRRRICKANE
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Feb 18 @ 4:11PM
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you never cease to surprise me Stradd...... 
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StraddleMyNose
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Feb 18 @ 4:11PM
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 That's also a very good question. Have any one of you ladies farted while he was going down on you? Guys, everhave your lover fart in your face while going down on her? 
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HollyHummy
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Feb 18 @ 4:37PM
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OMG!! Straddle !!...you think of some of the wildest and off the wall things!!
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Looking4ever
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Feb 18 @ 5:41PM
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The questions isn't, "Were you dropped on your head as a kid?"...it's really, "How often were you dropped on your head?" Where do you come up with this craziness? 
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wtxman
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Feb 18 @ 5:44PM
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Shawn my friend, you continue to surprise me by the depths of your depravity On another note,if Kim is into your stuff, then I think you might have found a soulmate. 
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ksk72
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Feb 18 @ 6:08PM
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Yes he has found his soul mate. 
I spend alot of time laughing at his crazy "what if " ideas. This one was pretty rude as usual and I will admit I encouraged him to share. Seems the more tired he gets the crazier he gets.
So for the sake of entertainment for all our AMD friends...
I am willing to sacrifice my own sleep to make Straddle stay up way to late so he can come up with more crazy thoughts and blogs.
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Sunshinegal35
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Feb 18 @ 6:35PM
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Straddle, my man, you kill me! But I could actually see this happening! 
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Argit01
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Feb 18 @ 6:51PM
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No it has never happened to me and I would laugh if it did
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IdahoHolly
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Feb 18 @ 7:21PM
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No straddle it has never happened to me, I can only imagine I would bust up laughing
In the process of trying to control my laughter, my jaw would tighten and my mouth would close, 
So to not leave deep teeth marks in his cock, he may want to warn me before such things happen.
Just a thought though 
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lintroller
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Feb 18 @ 10:21PM
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This very topic was discussed in the movie Chasing Amy, where Jason Lee's character describes it happening to him. The girl, if memory serves, did not handle it with particular grace.
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LadieDarkStarr
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Feb 18 @ 11:07PM
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This is a LONG response... fair warnging.
I've had this happen to me with two different people. The first was truely upset by it. It was SUPER loud and he happend to let it loose RIGHT as I began to deep throat him. He was SO upset that he actually made me stop, and he left. I didn't see him again after that, ever. LoL I would have been fine with it, I actually did pretty good at not laughing... I just kinda "gaged" for a second.
The second, oh boy... I remember the first time he farted while I was going down on him. No sound, just smell. OMG this horrible rancid smell. I had just started working him and all of a sudden my nose started to burn. I swear my eyes began to water. I just ignored it and pretended like all I wanted to do was tease him. We kept going and everything was fine. Then a few days later I tried to go down on him again... and yet again he let an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) go. This little pattern continued for about a month. EVERYFUCKINGTIME I tried to suck this man's dick, he stunk the area up to Timbuktu. I finally got irritated and asked him "What the FUCK is that stink? Every God Damned time I try to suck this little cock of yours you go and shit your pants!" Probably NOT the best way to approach the situation... Apparently, whenever a girl was going to go down on him, he happend to pass gas. It was the combination of a nervous stomach (all the anticipation of whats to come) and FINALLY relaxing enough. Turns out, this guy had never had a full on blow job. Poor fella. Ah well, I don't care how much I'd have helped him out... I'm not about to pin my nose closed for THAT!
And yea, I admit... I've farted when a guy is goin down on me. Not exactly something I'm proud of. Just ONCE though... and for the entire rest of the session I was SO concentrated on "OMG what if he smelled something?! Did it make any kind of noise? I am SO embarassed" that I had to fake two orgasms as closely as possible just to get him to leave me alone. LoL
But my absolute FAVORITE fart/sex story is this:
My man (at the time) were gettin it on. It was all sorts of freaky hot monkey sex. The kind that makes your toes curl, and you get fucked stupid (where you just can't move or talk or think or ANYTHING afterward) when all of a sudden Thunder lets the loudest fart I have EVER heard come from a dog!!! It was rediculious. Well after just a little giggle, we were back into what we had in mind before. Then it hit us like a mack truck. Jeasus Christ! The stank was so bad we bailed on the entire thing... got dressed and went out for some ice cream. Laughing the entire time.
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zena343
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Feb 19 @ 3:07AM
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OMG LDS your stories are hiliarious, couldn't stop laughing, surprised I didn't wake my daughter in the next room .
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Raven_Silverfire
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Feb 20 @ 4:09AM
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nope, never had a guy fart when i went down on him, my blowjob disaster stories are a bit different. I'd probably laugh about it...after falling on the floor choking and gagging
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